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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

brian mcgee is gay!

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Your mom

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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