- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Potato.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Women's sports

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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