- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

9/11

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

im a selling a car

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock What

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Blarg

Homework.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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