Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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