What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

women's rights

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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