- Anti Joke

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I like to eat people

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.