why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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