Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Womens rights

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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