yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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alert("The Game");//

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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