- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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