Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

thumb_up thumb_down +45

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Bin Laden is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

thumb_up thumb_down +41

knock knock go away ok

thumb_up thumb_down +41

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops