- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

whos gay? you are

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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