Jared Gough is a slut

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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