- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How old is victor? Old

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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