Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A fat boy walked into a party

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Looks through the peephole.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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