What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

hey.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +11

-When is a door not a door? -Never

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops