- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Is this a chair?

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

cory is gay

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

I like to eat people

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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