What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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antijokes

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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ha.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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