- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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