How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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