Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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