Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

That's Racist

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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