what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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