Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Teen pregnancy

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

women

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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