Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's up? The sky.

Is this a chair?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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