Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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who farted your mother

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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