A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Video Games

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Homework.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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