A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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