- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

People Eating Tasty Animals

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

lick my ballsack.... ok

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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