why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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I like to eat people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Your Mom

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Chuck Norris

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Womens rights

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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