Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Ass

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PENlS.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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asian drivers.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Period Blood

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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