Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Teen pregnancy

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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hey.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Chuck Norris died.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Ass

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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PENlS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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