What's white and very boney? A bone

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A black goes to college

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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