Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Japan called... They need help.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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