Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Looks through the peephole.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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