- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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