Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Romney 2012

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Your mother

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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