Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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i'm not gay

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Hi Jacob You cool

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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OGC - tilt your head

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Your mom

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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