- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

im a selling a car

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Barack Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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