- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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