What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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