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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why was Timmy sad?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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