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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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