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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.