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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Your mother

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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