Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Period Blood

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Do you need any assistance?

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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