A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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