Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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