A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

25

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +33

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

can't wait until the baby boomers die

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's cold and icy? Ice

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops