- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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