why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Nathan Gooderson.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Hey

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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